The One You’ve Been Waiting For. Or at least that I have been waiting to write.
It is official: I am insane.
This is probably a commitment that I am going to regret by July. By August, I am going to want to give up. September will bring with it exhaustion nearing death. October will be the month from hell. And when November 22 rolls around, I will just pray that the last 8 months have paid off. What is it that is happening on November 22 you ask? I’ll tell you.
On November 22, I am going to run the Philadelphia Marathon.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I am crazy for wanting to run 26.2 consecutive miles. Yes, I am crazy for wanting to do it without stopping. And yes, I assure you, I am a nutcase for wanting to do well. Anyone who has ever trained for something of this magnitude*–or even half this magnitude–will agree with me when I say that the actual event isn’t the hard part. It is the training. You know, running upwards of 80 miles per week in the middle of the summer. Getting up 2 hours earlier than usual so I can run before my job and the summer heat which makes it nearly impossible. Probably the most difficult thing? Staying motivated.
Motivation is a funny thing. I have been running the last week or so to get back in shape. The first time I ran was last Friday (3/27) which gave me a whole lot of motivation. Why? I’ll tell you.
After I got out of work at 5:30 I was all, “Its like 60°, I should totally go for a nice run to finish off the day.” Then I was all, “I haven’t run in a while, so I will just go for 15 minutes and turn around” which would have been about 3.5 miles for me. ”What a good plan!” I thought. So I got changed, stretched myself out and was on my way. The first block was awesome. Hell, the first mile was awesome. I got tired pretty quickly, but that was to be expected having not run for like 6 weeks. Everything was going well. I was 15 minutes in, just about to head home…and then it happened.
You see, I am used to rational, straight-forward, thinking people. I am one of these people. Usually. The way that we think is this: I am going to make a city; I should lay out the roads in a grid so that if someone gets lost, they can find their way to where they are supposed to go. Apparently our founding fathers did not think this way, because as I tried to turn around, I got hopelessly lost. Suburban Philadelphia is a maze of cul-de-sacs, roads that navigate in giant circles and completely irrational back tracks. This created a problem for me.
The result? Instead of running my nice 25 minute run, I ended up running for 55 minutes. Cold. With 6 weeks of nothing but sitting around, drinking beer and eating pizza under my belt. Awesome. Needless to say, I was kinda pissed at myself. And, the next 3 days, very, very sore.
At the same time, though, I was extremely excited. If I could do this–run almost an hour–with 6 weeks of lazy sedentary life under my belt, what could I actually do if I trained? Run a marathon perhaps? And, given that I have almost 8 months to train, and I can already run 1/5 of the way, how well can I train myself to run this marathon? Running 26.2 miles has been a goal that I knew I would have to achieve since I started running almost 4 years ago, and this year I am finally going to do it.
And I couldn’t be more excited!
*Also, I am going to do the Philadelphia ING half-marathon in September. Awesome.

Dear Zach,
You’re crazy…but good luck!