20 Something Stalkers

Have you ever had one of those days that just completely make your brain melt and run out of your ears? A day with a moment where your brain actually, physically stops working for about a minute? Cuz I just did.

At the urging of Shaba, I had checked out the 20 Something Bloggers page while at work, between online Sudoku and bites of veggie wanton soup. I spent a decent amount of time just perusing the site, getting a feel for it and whatnot. It’s actually a pretty cool site. That is, until it made my brain stop working.

You see, I just got an email from them saying that “Your Twenty Something Bloggers membership has been approved.” This was quite a surprise since I have no memory of even signing up for a membership. Naturally, I just assume it as being spam but, in the face of everything I was ever taught about junk mail, I clicked on the link. It took me to a sign-in page. I put in my email. I put in a password. And it took me to “My Homepage.” This is where it gets creepy.

I mean, to the credit of the site, I was a bit drunk on Wednesday night. And who knows, I could have put in my email address and password and signed up for an account. Seems plausable, right? At least it would be if it wasn’t for the fact that all of my personal information is filled in–and it is, for the most part, correct. Though there were some things in there that make no sense to me. For example, under the “About Me” section reads one simple sentence: “I am a ‘flash in the pants.'” Not only do I not remember writing that, but I don’t even know what the hell it is supposed to mean. Flash in the pants? I’m not even sure if that’s something flattering or a dirty insult. But everything else is right-my age, my location, relationship status, interests, a link to this page…. I mean, am I out of line for being completely confused as shit?

Dear 20 Something Bloggers,

WTF? Also, who are you? Also, get out of my mind.

Love,
The Philosopher

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~ by sisypheanfeat on 12 September, 2008.

2 Responses to “20 Something Stalkers”

  1. So I just spit my tostitos everywhere, hahahah. You were pretty drunk wednesday…i don’t think 20something is stalking you.

  2. Wow… You should probably hide with tinfoil on your head. Hahahaha, excellent story.

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